Dave Save in Odd Leg Horror!

Sunny tempered sufferer and medical miracle Dave Save (aka Gladys Scissorhands) has been a notable absentee from summer training over recent weeks. Rashly we at Gladys Central asuumed that this was down to either her frozen shoulder, her carpal tunnel syndrome, her appallingly untidy knee cartilage, her chronic calf pain, the allure of the pub or a combination of all or some of these factors. Yet unbeknownst to us Dave was the victim of a new and hideous physical problem. Dave reported the true horror to Gladys Lightbody: "I've been to see the Craniolastic Osteopopapath and one of my legs is TWO INCHES shorter than the other. And I'm not going to training until I've sorted it out!" she revealed.

At Gladys Central we felt ashamed. We had always assumed that Dave's wheelbarrow-like gait was down to her fondness for Fosters. Needless to say we wish Dave all the best with her treatment and, in an effort to help her cause, we direct readers to the adverts below. If anyone can help Dave or knows of a cure please get in touch.